A man with the ‘world’s biggest willy’ according to medical studies slipped and broke his arm in the shower after his penis ‘got in the way’.
Matt Barr often hits the headlines thanks to his rather large member –which he has had independently measured at a whopping 14.5 inches (37cm).
While his todger has been declared the “biggest medically proven penis in the world” the title appears to have only brought disaster into his life.
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The 41-year-old was recently left in “agonising” pain and a sling after he slipped and fell in the shower; shattering his bones.
And it was because his view was taken up by something else instead.
“It was a very embarrassing accident,” the AI specialist, from London, told Need To Know.
“One of the issues with being so large, especially in hot water showers, is that it’s not exactly easy to see my feet.
“Especially when I move too fast, it can definitely mess with my balance, too.
“As I was rushing to get ready for work, I didn’t see the excess shower gel in the tub because my penis was the only thing in my eye line.
“I slipped on it, causing me to fall out of the tub completely head first and crack my shoulder on the hard floor.
“I got two fractures as a result.”
Matt, who recently had a cast of his member on display at The Phallological Museum, based in Iceland, says this isn’t the first time it’s happened.
He said: “I’ve had close calls or minor falls before, but never anything this severe.
“Usually, it’s just been when I’ve had a partner in the shower with me.
“I’ve always been anxious about going into public showers because of the reactions I get, but now I’m a bit scared of private ones, too.
“I’ve realised I need to shower less quickly.
“And I’ve bought a bathmat, so even though my penis might be in the way of my view, I’m less likely to lose my footing.
“This is one of the many minor things no one thinks about when it comes to having an abnormal body.
“While I’m naturally clumsy, it doesn’t help that I have a different anatomy to most – especially such a large one.”
Matt, who has now healed from his injuries, had hoped to go on a short beach holiday; but has been left forgoing this due to the accident.
But that might not be such a bad thing.
He added: “I had an incident not too long ago where I was wearing what I thought were relatively baggy shorts.
“They ended up showing far too much once they got wet.
“Another time, I was at a vacation resort, wearing dark board shorts with compression shorts underneath, that I thought covered up everything.
“After I’d swum, it clung to the outline too much, so one of the managers asked me to leave.
“It’s meant I won’t go on a standard package holiday or in an all-inclusive resort hotel pool, but it’s helped me to look further afield and find quieter locations.
“It’s not really such a big deal, though.
“Just another thing I’m unable to do.”
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