A posh couple wants to hire a £50,000-a-year nanny and jobs include doing an AUDIT of the kids’ TOYS.
The parents both work in senior professional jobs.
They are looking for help to look after their three children, aged six, eight, and 10, and work nine-hour days.

The applicant will be expected to look after the couple’s brood after classes and during school holidays.
The role, which also doubles up as a personal assistant, will include cooking them a “nutritious dinner” and making sure they have “good table manners.”
The job hopeful will have to help the children with their homework and play with them and do arts and crafts.
But other duties as the PA will include making spreadsheets to help with the running of the household, in posh Highgate, north London.
The area is popular with celebs such as Harry Styles, Kate Moss, and Liam Gallagher among those to have lived there.
Applicants for the job will also have to make travel bookings for the couple.
But the other major role is “regularly organising and auditing children’s toys, clothes and shoes” and buying new ones when needed.
The permanent job will be from 10 am to 7 pm Monday to Friday.
The couple were looking for someone to start as soon as possible.
The job is being advertised by Eden Private Staff.
The job summary reads: “A full-time Nanny/PA vacancy has become available in Highgate working for two senior professional parents.
“All three children attend educational settings on a full-time basis therefore, the role will include caring for the children after school and during school holidays.
“The Personal Assistant element of the role will be a mix of domestic assistant tasks and business administrative tasks.
“The right candidate will be personable, organised, and flexible with experience in creating documents and spreadsheets.
“They will have a calm and organised nature and be able to work discreetly while in the home.
“They will enjoy spending time with children and be able to communicate effectively with primary school-age children.
“They will be safety-conscious when having children in their charge.”
The general duties as a PA, from 10 am to 3 pm, include: “Perform online research and present the end result in Google Docs or Google Sheets.

“Organise information into relevant fields in spreadsheets and set up various processes to assist with the running of the business and the household.
“Making online purchases for household and business supplies in accordance with requirements and instructions.
“Maintaining children’s rooms by regularly organising and auditing children’s toys, clothes and shoes.
“Purchasing what is required as per requirements and discussions.
“Organising travel plans and making travel bookings.”
From 3 pm to 7 pm, the nanny’s role will involve: “Collecting children from school, helping the younger child with her homework and reading.
“Playing with children or doing crafts if time allows.
“Cooking dinner where required, ensuring children eat a nutritious dinner and encouraging good table manners
“Making sure children are always safe and happy, bathing children or preparing the bath if children are doing it by themselves.

“Preparing children’s school bags with all the items they need for the next morning.”
Applicants are expected to have a DBS check, two to three years of experience, a driving license, and computer and cooking skills.