West Ham fans brought blow up toys to their last home game on Saturday (11 May) against Luton.
A huge nude woman ended up right next to pitch during the 3-1 Premier League win at the London Stadium
One Hammers supporter took some snaps and said: “Inflatable day.
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“Still laughing, best part of the game.”
Ben Whitey joked it was as tall as the TNT pundit Crouch, 43.
He said on X: “Peter Crouch put some clothes on and get off the pitch.”
The beanpole ex-England, Tottenham and Liverpool striker – who is 6ft 7ins – replied: “I’m sorry.
“I got carried away. I’ve let everyone down.”
Fans applauded Crouch for his quick wit, as reported on Need To Know.
Andy Nealen said: “Hope you’re not feeling too deflated mate.”
Tony Cooper quipped: “I see you’ve still got the moves Crouchy.”
Raymond Troake joked: “Have you waxed?”
Stiofan Emary said: “This is why Crouchy is the best.
“Owning the banter.”
In January, Crouch joked he was the 9ft 8 ins tall alien spotted on a hill in Brazil.
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