Two farm workers bizarrely became embroiled in a knife fight allegedly over whose wife has the nicest vagina.
The police arrived on the scene and found one with multiple stab wounds.
He suffered a partially severed left ear, a 10cm cut on his head, and a deep gash on his left arm that left his tendons exposed.
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The 48-year-old worker, named Naiyana, also appeared drunk.
He allegedly had a knife fight with a co-worker identified as Nong, 35.
The two men had only started working at the duck farm in Mueang Chachoengsao District, located near the Thai capital Bangkok, three days before the brawl.
Paramedics administered first aid to Naiyana before transporting him to Phutthasothon Hospital.
Nong, who originally comes from Laos, reportedly fled the scene after the knife fight.
The police visited the workers’ shelter to interview witnesses.
They came across several empty bottles of booze, suggesting a recent drinking session, but the knife was nowhere to be found.
It is believed that Nong took the blade with him when he allegedly went on the run.
One co-worker named Joy told the police that they normally gather for a drink and chat at the shelter every evening, as reported by Need To Know.
On this occasion, the two men became embroiled in a heated row over whose wife has the nicest vagina, according to their colleague.
Both workers refused to back down and the row quickly escalated into a deadly knife fight, he said.
Joy explained that he had popped to the toilet when the blades were drawn, but he could hear the screams and saw the victim running away for help.
He also claimed that he saw Nong quickly collect his belongings from his tent before fleeing the farm.
The police are currently trying to track him down as the investigation continues.