An OnlyFans calendar on sale – but it’s full of air coolers rather than sexy models.
The front cover has a young woman in a low cut floral top.
But inside, there are just snaps of different types of fans.
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January has a range of different types of free-standing ones.
March features lots of brightly coloured fans.
There are seven in a living room for April and a close-up of one for June.
July does have a hot woman, but she is sitting at desk trying to cool off.
There are loads of different sizes for the month of October.
Then finally, for December, there are three fans in front of Christmas trees, as reported on What’s The Jam.
The novelty OnlyFans 2026 Calendar is made by The Calendar King.
The calendar is priced at £14.95 for an A4 one and £29.95 for one in A3.
The website reads: “Introducing the Only Fans 2026 Calendar.
“Add some fun and whimsy to your office, bedroom, or any wall you’d like with this hilarious calendar featuring only fans…no, not that kind of fan, silly.
“We all know someone in our lives that just loves to have a bit of fun at every opportunity and be seen as the funny one in the bunch.
“That’s where this novelty calendar comes in! An A4 sized wall hanging calendar including a wire bind and hangar so you can hang it up right away.
“Perfect for use as a year planner or home planner to help you stay organised throughout the entire year.
“This humorous, funny, quirky gift idea is great for those special occasions such as Christmas, birthdays, secret santas, anniversaries and more.
“Grab yours today before they’re all gone.”
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