A vile woman who pooed in a shop to cause a distraction before a man ironically stole cleaning products are both being hunted by cops.
The lady – who has since been dubbed Ms Dookie by police – did a number two on the store floor.
Meanwhile, her accomplice – referred to as Mr Clean – stole a whopping $500 (£410) worth of items.
It happened at Family Dollar, in Mulberry, east of Tampa, Florida, US.
Cops released CCTV footage of the suspects leaving the store.
A Polk County Sheriff’s Office spokesperson said: “The suspects were a man and a woman, and they played different roles as they conspired in their retail theft.
“Very different roles.
“The man walked around the store gathering nearly $500 worth of merchandise.
“Like lots of Gain, Tide, and Clorox products, whilst the woman caused a distraction for employees by using the restroom.
“Without going to the restroom.
“The floor was her restroom. And an employee had to clean that stuff up.
“We kid you not.”
The suspects are reported to have fled in a white Ford van.
Cops said there is a reward of an undisclosed sum for any anonymous tip-offs that could lead to an arrest.
