An angry resident lobbed eggs and flour on parked cars in a street before dishing out foul-mouthed, fake fines.
Three motors in the quiet cul-de-sac were covered in the messy food.
Presented parking tickets were also slapped on the windows.
One yellow one read: “You parked like a c*nt.”
It added: “Warning” and “Penalty charge notice enclosed.”
Another red one just had “Unauthorized parking” on it.
Locals have been left puzzled by the act spotted in Old Manor Road, in Southall, west London, on Saturday (10 Jan) at 5pm, as reported on Need To Know.
Matthew Douglas said: “Who promoted them as traffic wardens?
Oliver Martin joked: “Maybe they’re batter-y cars.”

Kerry-Leigh said: “I need some of those stickers.”
Another added: “This is superb.
“Guy deserves a medal.
“I’m going on amazon to see if I can buy those stickers.”
Yet Emma fumed: “Your not entitled to damage someone’s car because of a parking space.
“You don’t own the road and I fear a lawsuit is coming.”

Another added: “Childish.”
It is not the first time it has happened.
In December 2024, fake parking tickets were put on cars in nearby Sunnycroft Road.
Ealing Council and the Met Police have been approached for comment.
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