A Just Stop Oil nut wants hard up Brits to stump up for her £1,200 legal bill after moaning she was nearly run over for blocking a road.
Allie Law – who brags about getting nicked four times – moaned she was almost hit by the coach.
The 24-year-old also bleated how she was left in a police cell “screaming for help” after another arrest.
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But she said she doesn’t judge herself on the “laws” she may have broken but on her “internal morals.”
Allie, of Bury St Edmunds, Suffolk, has been part of Just Stop Oil for 14 months.
The programmer was first arrested in Parliament Square, Westminster, central London on 3 May last year – just a month after joining.
She said her case – against the Public Order Act 2023 receiving royal assent – didn’t go to court.
But Allie had her collar felt again a month later for a slow walk protest at Hanger Lane, Ealing, west London.
She then sprayed paint on the lobby of the London HQ of TotalEnergies in Canary Wharf two weeks later.
Allie then tried to block a coach heading to the Bibby Stockholm barge, off the Dorset coast.
She wasn’t arrested but alleged: “We weren’t able to halt the coach as long as hoped due to the driver trying to run us over.
“This was after being stopped.”
She claimed: “The driver decided to run a group of people over.
“At one point I fell under the moving coach but a comrade pulled me out from underneath before a wheel found my body.
“There were three arrests, none of which were me.”
Then two weeks later on 30 October last year, she was nicked for a fourth time, again in Parliament Square.
“Police held me for 54 hours,” she bleated
“Until court and then released me having held the hearing in my absence, without anyone there to represent me.
“I didn’t know this was happening as I was in my cell, screaming for help and spamming the button as nobody would come.
“I was then banned from London for months.
“All for 15ish minutes of walking around Parliament Square.”
Allie has set up the GoFundMe crowdfunded appeal for cash, as reported on Need To Know.
She added: “I’m asking for donations to help pay my court fines.
“All in all, it was a wild year and I’m glad to have all my court cases finally finished.
“I don’t judge myself based on the laws I may or may not have broken, I judge myself based on my own internal morals.
“And I know I did what is right.
“My total legal costs come to £1,170.
“I have set the target for this fundraiser to £1,200 to allow for fees taken by the platform.”
She set it up a month ago but has only had £295 in donations
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