A drug dealer who hilariously told cops TWENTY THREE times that a knife in his car and cocaine in his bag were not his has been jailed.
Anton Oakley began to sob as he was arrested and kept repeating himself that the blade and Class A drugs were “not mine.”
Officers found the lock knife in his black Audi A4 and then when they searched him the wraps of cocaine were found in his bag.
But it was all an act as he gave a cocky smirk when he posed for his police mugshot at the police station.
The 34-year-old was jailed for three-years-and-nine months after being found guilty possession with intent to supply cocaine.
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He was also convicted of possession of an offensive weapon in a public place.
Cops became suspicious of noise coming from Oakley’s car in the Welland area of Peterborough in the early hours of 19 July last year.
A check on the Police National Computer showed Oakley was not the registered owner, nor on the insurance policy.
The officer’s bodyworn camera recorded his arrested.
He said: “We are going to fingerprint you, however, if that is a lock knife in the car, you are going to be under arrest for that offence, alright?”
Oakley said: “Nah, that’s not mine, it’s not mine.”
The policeman said: “Well you’re driving the motor mate.”
But he carried on adding: “Yeah, it’s not mine, I swear to you, its not mine.
“It’s not mine I swear to you.”
The cop continued: “You are also under arrest for possession with intent to supply Class A drugs mate.”
Oakley responded: “What for?”
The officer replied: “The big wraps of white.”
He said: “That’s not mine, that’s not mine, that’s not mine.”
The cop added: “Well it’s in your bag Anton.”
Oakley continued: “That’s not mine, that’s not mine, I promise you that’s not mine.
“That’s not mine, that’s not mine, that’s not mine, that’s not mine, that’s not mine, that’s not mine.
“It’s not mine, it’s not mine, I don’t know how it’s there it’s not mine
“It’s not mine, it’s not mine, it’s not mine man.”
The bag contained two lumps of cocaine worth £2,100, three bags of cannabis and a burner phone.
The lock knife was found down the side of the driver seat and a baton – a banned weapon – was also found.
Oakley, of Eastfield Road, Eastfield, was jailed at Peterborough crown court.
He had previously pleaded guilty to possession of cannabis, possession of a knife in a public place, driving while disqualified, driving without insurance and failing to provide a specimen of breath for analysis.
The defendant was also banned from driving for 1,233 days.
Det Con Thomas Adams, of Cambridgeshire Police, said: “This was a great spot by our traffic officers who pulled the car over believing it may have been defective and not safe for the roads.
“Unluckily for Oakley, he was caught red-handed and, in the end, had little option but to plead guilty and admit the crimes.”
Local Matthew Marraner joked: “Seems like a model citizen who has been plagued by other people storing things in his car.
“Was there anything in there that belonged to him?”
Tracey Dodd quipped: “That’s not mine.
“Crying because he’s been caught.
“Another lowlife off the street. Well done those officers.”
Hassan Adam added: “Not mine, not mine…so it’s mine then.”
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